ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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