and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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