He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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