found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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