wakey wakey hands off snakey
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Acid is not a monday night drug
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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