Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
