Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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