Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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