We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
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You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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