Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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