Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Help. Why am I so naked?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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