To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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