Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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