i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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