dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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