I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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