He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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