Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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