omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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