do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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