You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
