Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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