I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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