I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Are we still banned from the library?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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