So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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