love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
