he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
