i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Shame is for Republicans.
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