Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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