I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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