I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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