make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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