She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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