I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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