god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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