just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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