get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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