we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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