Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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