who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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