We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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