It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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