The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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