Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
