I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm getting married
To pizza
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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