you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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