the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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