that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
