This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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