That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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