I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sponge bath it is.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
