How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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