in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
