Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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