Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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