Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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