so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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