Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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